Merry Christmas! WARNING – if you are not on our mailing list, you are about to miss ONE HELLUVA BIG SALE over the next 4 days.

Best thing about Christmas? You get free stuff. Stuff you want. (OK, socks too, but not in this case.)

This isn’t just a ‘sale’.

  • It’s getting you ready for whichever evil wins the election.
  • It’s clearing out inventory so we can stock up for “worst case election scenario”.
  • It’s because we don’t do special deals on patriotic holidays so we look for excuses to have them other times.

To join the mailing list, you only need an email (seriously, we are not the brother of the Bank of Nigeria and will never spam you).

Sign up in the lefthand side of this page and wait.
The first email arrives tomorrow.

Excited to “talk” to you tomorrow morning at 9am!